Posted 14 hours ago

deanisanactualprincess:

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

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can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can

excuse me have you never heard of the phrase history repeats itself because it does

Posted 20 hours ago

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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Posted 1 day ago

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

Posted 1 day ago

tempoking:

hi guys!! so recently i hit 50 followers (thanks so much for following a dumb potato like me i love you all)

and i decided to do a giveaway. because i’m mostly homestuck this will be a homestuck giveaway kinda jig, yeah? it’s gonna be kinda small tho

prizes

  • 1 shirt from whatpumpkin (alpha/god tier tee)
  • 18ml of light grey snazaroo (for homestuck cosplay purposes)

rules

  • you don’t gotta be following me but the 50 people who are already my followers will get 2 snazaroos instead of just one since this is for them p. much??
  • you gotta be comfortable with giving me your address!!
  • i will ship to wherever the fuck you are
  • reblogs and likes both count
  • no giveaway blogs or whatever the hell those are haha
  • ends 20th of june 2013 (gmt+8)
Posted 2 days ago

xtooyoungtocare:

captain-snark:

manafromheaven:

biteythevillain:

lawfulawful:

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

GOD

SNORT

HAHAHAHAH

I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly…

OMG DYING

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

Posted 4 days ago
bestpal:

This was made for me.

bestpal:

This was made for me.

(Source: daftpnk)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

tifferini:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

Posted 4 days ago

creature0fthenight:

in 7th grade we had to do a history project on a country and this one girl asked if she should write down “saudi” or “arabia”

Posted 4 days ago

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

wholocked-john-out:

buttastic:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#moment of horrified silence

are you trying to say christopher columbus had sex with a llama

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(Source: blindguymcsqueezie)

Posted 4 days ago
just-a-radical-dreamer:

sardonicheight:

I don’t care what you say, this is the biggest new feature of the game.

YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES!

just-a-radical-dreamer:

sardonicheight:

I don’t care what you say, this is the biggest new feature of the game.

YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES!

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

kaciart:

slackeremeritus:

videohall:

Scared kitten goes crazy

> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.

> I was not expecting it to be that good.

I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”.

*crying*

I wasn’t expecting that at all.

(Source: youtube.com)