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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life.  (via pcapaldiing)

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Posted 3 hours ago

im gay

coinincident:

gaypee:

coinincident:

how gay

image

that’s pretty gay

Posted 15 hours ago

thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

Posted 1 day ago

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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  1. Me: I wanna do something
  2. Anxiety:
  3. Anxiety:
  4. Anxiety:
  5. Anxiety:
  6. Anxiety:
  7. Anxiety: No you dont
  8. Me: But
  9. Anxiety: No
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pinchtheprincess:

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

Thank you, science side of Tumblr. 

Posted 6 days ago

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

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Posted 6 days ago

crimsoncamellianeko:

the-grinning-reaper:

mindblowingscience:

fluffmugger:

ryttu3k:

shirilee:

keeperofthehens:

love-lust-rockyhorror:

listoflifehacks:


If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean crap with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”

Uhg.

Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to screw that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every freaking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shoot, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

EVERYTHING. IS. CHEMICALS.

everything will kill you

and now, the weather

Posted 1 week ago

boylarva:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING

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Posted 1 week ago

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

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Posted 1 week ago

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

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Posted 1 week ago

lilysinthefall:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

I was not disappointed